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Oh look! He's almost the same height as I! XDD
Only that I'm 5'1 1/4"... XD
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"Ejcuist alshl ersve."
1+1=Window
One plus one is equal to sandwich.
(so you're short!!!i'm bout 5'4" already)lolz!!!!
i'm just kidding around......please don't hate me..........
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Awww your're 5'4"??? Waahhh you're so lucky!!!! DX I wanna grow taller too!!! >XD
And of course I won't hate you! I'm not that easy to anger.
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"Ejcuist alshl ersve."
1+1=Window
One plus one is equal to sandwich.
coz i don't want a frend 2 hate me.........
my secret????(well,it isn't really a secret...)
drink lots and LOTS of MILK..............
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~WheN LiFe giVEs y0u Lem0Ns...
~maKe aPpLe JuiCE...
~~aND waTch EVeRY0nE w0NDer How You Did iT...
Lots of milk? Hmmm... about how many glasses a day? XD
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"Ejcuist alshl ersve."
1+1=Window
One plus one is equal to sandwich.
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~WheN LiFe giVEs y0u Lem0Ns...
~maKe aPpLe JuiCE...
~~aND waTch EVeRY0nE w0NDer How You Did iT...
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"Ejcuist alshl ersve."
1+1=Window
One plus one is equal to sandwich.
so i decided to drink that much when i wanted to join my school's soccer football varsity..
PARENTS....can't live with them,can't live without them.............
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~WheN LiFe giVEs y0u Lem0Ns...
~maKe aPpLe JuiCE...
~~aND waTch EVeRY0nE w0NDer How You Did iT...
Awww, you're not good at it? Anyways, at least you love it! As long as you love it, you can do well.
Ahhhh your mom wouldn't let you join the team? Awwwwww... poor you. ):
Yea... I agree with what you said about parents. *sigh*
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"Ejcuist alshl ersve."
1+1=Window
One plus one is equal to sandwich.
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